April 2012
Your site is badass. Do I have to "join" to view it all of the time? What are the benefits to joining? Just that I can post and what not?
Hey Tumblr give me a job.
Next time you feel like going to the gym, bike to my house instead. I'll work you out.
I'm fucking addicted to your Tumblr. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.
I've never experienced an older woman before and i want you to teach me new things
♫ ♫ a whole new world ♫ ♫
I'm in my late 20's and I've never had sex before, how do you feel about punching my V-card?
punching you.
Y U NO POST NO MORE? IT MAKE MY DICK SOFT LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE.
well hello there miss, how are you doing today?
well.
Gross, attention-seeking tattoo for a gross, attention-seeking female.
March 2012
how's your sex life been, i want you to be my sugar mommy but instead of paying me in money, pay me in pussy
my sex life is always fantastic,
pay you in pussy? i think what you meant to say is you deserve to pay me for pussy, and then pay me royalties any other time you ever have sex for the life changing experience I would bestow upon you.