jen gillen.

ain't no shame nobody knows my name
opinionated, in a long term relationship with grammar, year long cyclist, not as much a foodie as i am more so a human trough. pitbulls and PMA. neither misandrist, misogynist, misanthrope nor malevolence; let's call it 'survival of the fittest vs. pms.

beats, burgers, babes, and bikes - i play dirty.
















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  • January 18, 2012 7:08 pm
    Anonymous:  Can you describe what a period feels like, in terms a guy would understand please.

    I’m a bad person to ask, because I don’t have cramps, or PMS, or even get them - period (lolol get it?)

    It’s akin to cumming(blood), non-stop, without pleasure, for a week straight, and having to stuff a tampon in your dickhead to absorb it so you don’t have some sort of frontal sploogy blood pant-mess.

    1. promotingpowerfulpeople said: You are frighteningly perfect with your responses! Disgusting and yet funny…cheers to you jengillen
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